Kathreya winds Darnell up...
Darnell proved he was a wind-up merchant today, when he morphed into a human jukebox and showcased his dulcet tones to the other housemates. But Kathreya had to get him going first...
"Where do I need to press?" she giggled, walking round a stationary Darnell. "Where should I press it?"
She pressed his stomach, then sighed, "It hasn't done anything!"
"You still haven't pressed the button," Mohamed told her.
"Wind him up!" Stuart ordered. "New song."
Kathreya duly wound up the songwriter, who promptly sang, "Love, custard creams and cookie love," much to Kathreya and Nicole's amusement.
But disaster then struck, when Jukebox Darnell got stuck.
"One more song Kathreya," begged Stuart.
The masseuse proceeded to wind Darnell up again, at which point he sang Right Said Fred's immortal hit "I'm Too Sexy".
"That's enough," Darnell announced after this classic rendition.
"That's it?" Kathreya asked. "Oh, I'll throw this away then - it's broken!"
Don't worry Darnell - we're sure she's only juking...
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