Mikey has had his hair completely shaved off...
Having supervised Lisa's barbershop sessions to make sure no-one breaks the rules for a second time, Mikey has banished his barnet
"Wow Mikey," said Lisa. "Yours has really made the jar full so everyone else can have a little trim."
"I don't want them worrying," said Mikey.
"We've got a full flask and if they make us do it again we might as well not bother," said Lisa. "Reassure people we need a tiny amount of hair now."
"This is Big Brother," came the announcement, "would Mikey please come to the Diary Room."
Oh oh. Surely no-one's broken the rules again.
Have they?
When he emerged from the Diary Room, Mikey had some more news for the others.
The housemates cheered as they saw the new look Mikey.
"Mikey!" said Stuart. "You look so different."
"I can now announce that the hair is an inch away from the top of the jar," said Mikey, "if we fail, Mohamed's hair's gonna have to come off."
Mohamed did not look impressed.
Come on housemates, don't make Mo lose his hair.